I would like to be considered for employment with your organization as a bartender. I have been a software developer for about the past 10 years in both the Bay Area and Seattle. About a month ago, while recovering from a 103 degree fever which I chose to medicate with a combination of Woodford Reserve and some left over Vicodin ... I had a vision. I saw myself walking
through a post apocalyptic wasteland, a "Terminator-Post-Judgement-Day"
nightmare littered with the remnants of smashed computer cases and AOL "free trial" CDs. In the distance I saw a glowing light and floated toward
it. As I approached I saw that it was a bar, an old west saloon. I
floated through the door into the bright lights of the interior. The
was empty save a lone sharp featured bartender behind the bar. He
looked over at me and lifted one side of his thin lips into a smile and
said, "Our lives are based on what is reasonable and common sense; Truth is apt to be neither."
Things get a little foggy after that. However, I interpreted this vision to mean that I should abandon software development for a while. I have about 10 months of bar tending experience in a small bar in San Francisco. I enjoyed the experience thoroughly and would like to be employed by
your organization as a bartender. I can forward you my resume upon a response.
Thank you for your time,